ok so look, me and cara are evil villians. my name is super sand negro and her name is the dirty ukranian. we fight and battle againt dante and mike, aka the dancing fool and jew boy. super sand negro will create bombs outa thin air and terrorize your community, the dirty ukranian will shoot lasers from her boobs like most ukranians can. the dancing fool will dazzle you with his sweet dance moves and jew boy will attempt to convert you but will usually fail.

Okay now that Micah Moore’s website CLUBMICAH is in full swing on the Internet and signing up a crap load of new members I want to know what you all think of my new BFF?? Isn’t she just the hottest little piece of ass you’ve ever seen?!!!!

Check her website CLUB.MICAH.com out here!

Some days I HATE HATE HATE Russia. I hate the men. I hate the women. The weather blows. It is dirty. Why can’t anyone just try to make this a better place to live? Why does everything have to bring me down in my day to day life. WHY?? I want to move to the STATES so much because I love it there and it is beautiful. Soon! I am trying so very hard to make it all happen so very soon!

This girl Micah Moore is so goddamn hot!! She just signed on with our team to create her very own website called CLUBMICAH!!! How cool is that????